Word to the Wise

You shouldn't tell a growing pregnant lady that she is the Earth. She might take it to mean that you think she's as big as the whole earth, which won't do much for her self-esteem and might make her think twice before she eats that bowl of cereal before she goes to bed (which, you should know, is this pregnant lady's one true need). The only way you can pull off such a comment to such a growing pregnant lady is if you are a cute 3-year-old boy whom said pregnant lady adores. Then she will probably know that there was no malice in such a comment. In fact, she might decide that it really means she is your whole world and you couldn't survive without her.

Go ahead and tuck that bit of advice away. You can thank me later.